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  • white people:this is SO spicy
  • me:it's water

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cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

(Source: hamfucker39, via sorry)

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scorpiolove:

Sleepovers with me be like:
"I’ll pay you back next week!" - from a fucker who hasn’t payed me back for 6 months (via crrocs)

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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

(via fake-mermaid)

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

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nyctophxilia:

I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

(via barack-obottm)

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magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

(via coluring)

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knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

(via greed)

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madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

(Source: merryblackgirl, via fake-mermaid)

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fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

(via laughtill-youcry)

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gnarly:

WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES

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punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

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