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tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

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  • white people:this is SO spicy
  • me:it's water

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water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

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Sleepovers with me be like:
"I’ll pay you back next week!" - from a fucker who hasn’t payed me back for 6 months (via crrocs)

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"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

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I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

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people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

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my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

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team 5’5 and under where ya at

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tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

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